Investigators of Mysteries Natural, Unnatural, and Supernatural
"Splendid! Toasts & Tea! Now we have an old lighthouse to cleanse. Did you remember the Windex?"
Job well done! Do you think Mr. Crusoe will ever be the wiser?
"I could get used to drinking rum from coconut shells, but we should be careful.. the chap behind us was doing it earlier and now he is half cut!!"