Investigators of Mysteries Natural, Unnatural, and Supernatural
Otto only wanted to be friends. He thought tender tentacle would be welcome.
Egad! It appears that someone has speared yon Kraken.
Soon after the vulnerable Kraken approached Clever Jeanette, she splashed seawater on him. He was heard screaming, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! You cursed brat! Look what you've done!! I'm melting, melting.