Sunday, July 1, 2012

Suddenly, Clever Jeanette noticed the draperies were damask. She began to form a plan.


  1. They could now both see that the mysterious vacuum cleaner salesman was obviously lying when he had said to them 'Ladies, I don't want to tie you up for too long, but would you like me to demonstrate the extraordinary sucking power of Captain McDermotts Plasma Powered Rug Snuffler?'

  2. Say, do you hink that guy up on the telegraph line is cute?